dig a large hole, fill it with water. fill the water with that heavy orange plastic fence they use to keep you out of construction areas. weigh it down with cement. trap something in there, something huge that's used to land. something without gills. cover the whole thing with tree branches, some grass and dead leaves. make it look good. make it seem real. wait behind a bush. hope for it to work.


meat hooks, tazers, firebrands. hammers and anything iron-cast that fits the hand. coal, ember, fire.

stop.